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At a Lyons... [29 Apr 2006|01:53am]

My crotch was accidentally crotched by another man's crotch.

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[10 Apr 2006|10:12pm]

i crotched my boss. oh yeah.

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To David Adams, the man who has almost everything [04 Aug 2005|09:20pm]

[ mood | accomplished ]

Tried it for the real way... yeah it didn't really work.

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Crotch dare! [04 Aug 2005|02:36am]

I dare anyone to crotch their own head and get someone to take a picture of it.
At this time of night that seems like the coolest thing to me.

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[03 Aug 2005|10:44pm]
Green Van Club is dead

...you killed it and now it's dead

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to quote my contracts professor: "query..." [13 Oct 2004|09:13pm]

so since UC Davis's law school is named after Martin Luther King Jr. we have a statue of him at the entrance to the building. It's very nice. Inspirational.

Would putting him on my crotch list be completely offensive, or an appropriate way to show my utmost respect and appreciation?

I would appreciate feedback on this very important matter.

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[13 Oct 2004|09:53am]
happy hump day everyone!

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spreading the love! [08 Oct 2004|10:23am]

[ mood | dorky ]

Hey Kids!!!!

I started a Green Van Club on thefacebook! (www.thefacebook.com)

So if you're a Berkeley student and wanna feel all elitist, check it out!

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[05 Oct 2004|10:23pm]

[ mood | predatory ]

I crotched Erin's impressive Egyptology books about the Egytian language n' stuff.

ohhhhh yeahhhhh

happy birthday david!!!!

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[03 Sep 2004|02:00am]
[ mood | sad ]

it makes me sad that no-one has crotched anything lately. but most of all, i'm ashamed of myself.

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HAPPY ANNIVERSARY [16 Apr 2004|07:00pm]

[ mood | tired ]

In honor of the one-year anniversary of this community, Lynn and I were going to take the camera and go on a crotching escapade.

But the camera broke.

We did crotch Mai though.

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[16 Apr 2004|06:28pm]

lynn crotching strada
melissa's crotch
melissa's butt
parking meter
blondie's counter
phone book attached to a pay phone

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[05 Mar 2004|08:39pm]
THE FREAKING EIFFEL TOWER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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[01 Feb 2004|09:55pm]

take that, Human Genetics textbook!!!

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[11 Dec 2003|10:36pm]

my hanukkah presents... hee hee, happy holidays!

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All I want for Christmas is my crotchings [06 Dec 2003|12:55am]

[ mood | pleased ]

Two great awesome crotchings for the holidays!

1. Ron Takaki's office door.
2. A cantaloupe

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*ahem* [18 Nov 2003|10:36pm]

Run Lola Run

After licking it and rubbing it on my face

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I should get my crotching back up to par [08 Nov 2003|07:31pm]

Lamp post where a homeless person scared the shit out of me

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last time I did laundry [06 Sep 2003|03:44am]

I crotched all of the washing machines in the laundry place

there were like 40 of them

an old asain man shook his head at me

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cute boy lives in 301 [26 Aug 2003|06:15pm]

apartment #301

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